Gems by a seven year old

Seven-year old to father:  How does amma's stomach know that you and she are married to produce a baby?

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"I hope  when I grow up, petrol gets over.  I want to ride a horse, not a car".

 

Comments

[Rama]

Laksh, this is indeed a gem :-) V is exceeding herself. Kudos to her.

[Arunn]

For the first query, I was about to reply "beats me too" but restrained to avoid becoming the source of a domestic-violence -- that too, self inflicted.

[purplesque]

LMAO. What did you say to the first one?

[Lakshmi]

Rama, sometimes I wish I could just tell her "because I said so !". Trying to explain things to her gets me into a a mess more often than not. Like the time she told her kindergarten teacher "my mom's egg did not develop into a fetus and so she has periods". I wanted to sink into the ground. (I swear it happened.)

Arunn, glad that you know what's good for you.

Purp: I think dude said something to the effect that she'll be told when she is older.